Q:
How do you grow an awesome beard? I hear chicks like a good beard...

A:
Well, for this one, I’ll have to admit I have far less experience than I do with many of the other questions I get. But I did a little research and I have just the thing to answer your burning question, Mr. Klassen. Check this out: http://www.wikihow.com/Grow-a-Beard

And yes, it is true, many “chicks” do dig a good beard. ;)